Tuesday, February 27, 2007

fact file 1

JAWCULAR-FACED FOWL

Appearance:

Quite large as far as birds are concerned, the Jawcular-Faced Fowl stands much taller than all other predatory fowl. Incapable of flight, it relies on its powerful stubbed legs for transportation. These stilt-like limbs lack stability, so its long muscular arms are used as anchors during times of conflict. The feathers are generally light blue on the belly and range from dark blue to grey on the backside and tail. A distinguishing feature of this creature is its lack of eyes, which forces it to rely on its other senses to survive.



Temperament and Social Behaviour:

The Jawcular-Faced Fowl is a solitary creature and has a reputation for being a fearsome predator and murderer . If two males find themselves in close proximity, a fierce battle will surely ensue, determining who will reign over the territory. Females are not territorial and are usually less temperamental; however, in defense of her young she will demonstrate herself to be the most fearsome of foes.


Diet:

The Jawcular-Faced Fowl is the strictest of carnivores, battling and devouring any creature that may come its way, regardless of the victim's size and temperament. A male will even devour his own children if they are found unguarded by their mothers. Generally, the Jawcular -Faced Fowl will hunt at dawn and dusk, preferring to rest its large body during the warmer hours of the day.


Mating Habits:

A male Jawcular-Faced Fowl will wait for a female to enter his territory, and then attempt to impress her through a display of incredible feats of strength. If she shows interest, the intercourse that follows can be more destructive than the battling of males, and has been known to wipe out entire hamlets. As violent and brutal as they are, these encounters rarely end in one of the partner's deaths. This period of extreme excitement is followed by a longer period of extreme calm. The partners will cradle each other for several hours, after which, the female will leave the area to build a nest, lay her eggs, and raise the young on her own.


Life Cycle:

The Jawcular-Faced Fowl hatches from a large mushroom-coloured egg that has an incubation period of 21 days. A mother lays one egg every 5 to 7 years. The youth is raised by it's mother for approximately 3 years, after which it will set off on its own. It is difficult to determine the length of the natural life of these creatures. They begin to show signs of old age after 30 years of life, but will usually be killed by younger and stronger birds at the first sign of weakness.

Political Affiliations:

A few of these creatures have been known to enlist within the ranks of the Great Flock where they usually take on the role of front line juggernauts. One legendary individual even became the star pilot ofthe Great Bear Guardian. Most, however, prefer to live solitary lives in the wilderness.

Monday, February 19, 2007

good news

I just got some good news, the centerpiece from my September NYC show has been acquired by the Whitney Museum of American Art, its now part of their permanent collection. I'm pretty excited, its got that "dream come true" sort of feeling to it...



In other news, I'm still homeless but I finally got a cell phone...

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

rewind pt4

Ok, so this will be the last recap, except for the next recap, which will just be what I have been doing since I got back to Canada. These recaps are wearing me out, cause I'm doing stuff and drawing things that I want to post now...

OK, so during Christmas we went to Rome and then Paris. A couple of days before leaving I came down with the flu, so we didn't get to see much of Rome... Our hotel was 2 bus rides away from the end of the subway line and I didn't have much energy, so I did lots of this:

And shitloads of this:


Here's Carolyn feeling sorry for me:


I was feeling a little better by the last day so we went down to the Ruins for some sightseeing.




I'm on a really weird computer right now, it looks like a dismembered laptop nailed to a wall and it's piggybacking on someone else's network, so its uploading images really strangely.... That last pic is so screwed up, but it also looks kinda neat that way...

I was super excited to see the Colosseum, I watched Gladiator twice in a row before we left Florence to get pumped up for it. I practiced some wrestling moves, I wanted to buy a stuffed lion and slay it to expose my supreme killer instincts to the other tourists. By the time we got there my stomach felt like hell, but I was so excited to be there that I tried my best to ignore it. Here's the face that I would give to my opponent if I were a real Gladiator:

It would fill him with feelings of fear and inferiority to the point where he would know to the deepest depths of his soul that his ultimate doom was upon him. But the Gladiator Face was too much for my sickly body; tensing my muscles that way must have pulled something in my bowels because 5 seconds after this photo was taken, I knew to the deepest depths of my soul that I was about to shit my pants. The washroom was a total mess, feces piled everywhere so I sprinted out of the stadium... Into the washroom of a fancy restaurant, and the day was won.

And thus ended my first legendary appearance in the great Colosseum.

We took an over night train to Paris, and stayed there for a week. I really don't know what to say about this stuff, we had a hotel, we took walks, we drank some alcohol... it was fun! Our pics are very much "couple photos"... just photos of us so we could have them when I went back to Canada, so I won't subject you to too many of them... This one makes it very obvious that Carolyn is way more attractive than I am...

And this is me in line to get into the Louvre.

The lineup was crazy there... If you ever go there, don't wait in line to by a ticket, go to an HMV store and buy one there and you can go through a separate entrance to get in... The lineup is way shorter there but way more intense, like the most multi-cultural mosh pit of all time... I was a little disappointed with the Louvre, I didn't see a single albino Opus Dei member... I broke my glasses during my going away party before leaving Canada, so museums were tough, I could barely get a grasp of what was going on.
Ok, thats it, now lets get on with the art already...

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

rewind pt3

The day after the fair I got a ride to the airport and flew to Florence Italy. I had just spent almost all of the last 5 years drawing, usually between 14 to 18 hours a day, so it felt great to get rid of my apartment and studio and leave. I packed some clothes, a few books, and enough art supplies to last a couple of months.

I didn't really take too many photos of Florence, my camera was acting funny, but we bought a disposable camera at some point, so I scanned some of those.... They look a little weird, I guess my scanner needs to be calibrated... Here's Carolyn, I think this is just down the street from our place...


You can see the mopeds on the left hand side, they are everywhere in the city. In Toronto I always thought mopeds were goofy looking, some dude speeds past you on one and you just want to clothesline him or something, but in Florence mopeds look all tough and badass somehow, I can't really explain it. Guys wear really feminine jeans there though, with eagles stictched into the butt and weird bleach stains and shit, I never really got use to that, its like a city of boyband members... I was talking to Carolyn a few days ago and she said that she got hit by a moped, it was bound to happen sometime, they tend to drive pretty crazy there. Luckily she's mostly OK.

Heres our place, it was huge, we shared it with two great guys from Carolyn's school, they were really welcoming to me... Carolyn took these photos when she first moved in there, a few months before I arrived, so its pretty empty looking...



Right across the street was the Specola, the oldest taxidermy museum in Europe, or maybe it is the largest, I can't remember. It was founded in 1785, most of the specimens are about 100 years old. Basically the place is a giant zombie-animal warehouse. The gums are rotted away and the eyelids are gross. In some cases wounds were not sewn up properly or fingers rotted away, so there are exposed bones. The place rocked my world, I got an open pass and drew in there almost everyday. Here's some photos from the museum:

And heres some scans of the sketches I made. I did lots of birds, I'm really getting into drawing them, I mightuse some of these for an upcoming Road of Knives page:

Carolyn set me up with a makeshift studio in the dining room. I played around with some acrylic and watercolour on paper and a couple of larger mylar pieces. Once I get that work scanned I'll post it on here...

Hmmmmm...thats all I have to write about Florence. It was a great trip with lots of fun stories, but I won't type them out here, its not the same without photos anyway. Two months of relaxing, drawing, and thinking. Oh, we took a trip to Rome and Paris during Christmas, I'll post some pictures in the next (and hopefully last) recap...

Monday, February 5, 2007

rewind pt2

Ok, so now its October, I did a couple of pieces for the Toronto International Art Fair, then started packing up my studio to convert to hobo mode. I packed up all my belongings, put them in storage, and got ready to fly to Italy to stay with Carolyn for a couple of months... Ok, here are images of the work I did for the fair, and Le Gallery's setup...

Fungi-Mate Piloting Bi-Necked Amphibious Behemoth

Tuba-Nosed Toad in Full Bloom

Those photos are pretty bad, but you get the general idea. Heres a couple of shots of the booth...





Ok, so after the fair, all I really did was pack my stuff, take down my studio, and get my supplies ready for moving out of the country. What else? Doing 'fancy jumps' got me in trouble twice that month. The first time I was wrestling with my buddy Matt in the hallway of my studio, I pushed him into a wall, and made a run for it... I did a little fancy twirly jump to show off, smoked my head on a bolt sticking out of a waterpipe, and bled a lot. It hurt like hell....

The second fancy jump happened at my next door neighbour's place. In October it looked like I may have had a heart complication, I was really freaked out, after a bunch of tests it turned out that I was pretty much ok, but the doctor recommended light jogging. So I bought a track suit and running shoes, and went over to my neighbours place to show off. Excercising is really unlike me, I'm in horrible fucking shape. In the first photo you can see one of my neighbours in the background, he was obviousy jealous of my fancy jumping, so he ripped off my tear-aways mid-jump...


Man, I'm such a gremlin... I even gross myself out in this photo, look at those teeth, they look like they've been filed to a point... I started writing this entry last night, saved it, and now it is the next morning. Looking back, I have no idea why I considered "fancy jumps" noteworthy, but well, there you go...

Sunday, January 28, 2007

rewind pt1

So I think I'll start Skeleton Hug with a little recap of what I've been up to for the last few months, cause I think I've been into some sorta interesting stuff...

So lets start it off with this past summer... I spent the entire summer getting ready for my first solo in NYC. I was excited and terrified in equal parts. I really wanted to do a great job, pushed it pretty hard, and I started to go a little crazy... I wanted to do somewhere between 45 to 50 pieces for the show... which meant sleeping 3 or 4 hour nights, Andrew (my summer assistant) worked 5 days a week, but slept in the studio every night. He'd show up monday morning for work, and leave friday night; we pulled two mattresses into the space and slept there every night in short shifts... Basically this summer was hell. Everytime Carolyn would visit she'd take pity on me, and help with the show or clean the bathroom or something...





I wish I took more studio shots during this time, the whole experience was crazy. Here's a couple, it appears that andrew and I decided to make masks that day. Some parts of the summer are a bit blurry. Here's another pic... I was broke for most of the summer, but sold some pieces out of the blue which meant getting paid... I only get paid every now and then, so when a payday comes out of the blue like that, its reason to celebrate. Here's Andrew holding $10 000 cash. It seems cool, but once I paid off all my debt and bought some new supplies, I had enough left over for a couple months of rent, a few pairs of socks, and a cup of coffee... Andrew had a good time with it though. Andrew's pretty much the best guy ever, I pay him cause he helps me out in the studio, but I'd probably also pay him just to hang around the studio and sit on my couch and drink tea and stuff. I think he brings good luck.






Ok, so we finished the show, Carolyn moved to Italy, and now its time for the opening. The show was at Fredericks and Freiser Gallery, I'm repped by them, but I hadn't had a solo until now... A few of us took a bus down to NYC for the show, it was an awesome experience, we stayed in a really creepy hostal that would only accept cash for some reason. It had a Malibu theme, which was weird.

Here are some photos of the installation, the opening, the party afterwards.






The gallery's installation shots.





Me infront of the two centerpieces.




Andrew x 8





Opening reception




At the after party I got drunk and creeped out some girls.





When I drink, I always think its a good idea to give the devil horns in photos, then the next morning I look at the photos, and I look like an asshole in every one. So yeah, I look like a penis in this picture, but I like it cause Zak Smith is in it, he got me into the gallery a couple of years back. The guy beside me is Ian, he's a good dude who makes me smile.


This is Maia, my best bud in NYC, we met about 4 or 5 years ago at my very first group show down there. She gets absolutely wasted every single time we hang out. She danced a lot this night.


Ok, so thats it, the end of the first recap... hmmm... I think my blog might be lame, I can't tell if this stuff is in anyway interesting or not. The show was fun, but I was happy it was over, I think I slept for two weeks straight after the opening... I'll leave it off with a few scans of work in the show...